Month: April 2015

  • Friday’s Maniacal Poe Quote – 03 April 2015

    Pit

    For Good Friday, an anniversary of a particularly gruesome execution, here’s a quote about another particularly inventive form of execution, this one from Poe’s imagination: 

    It might have been half an hour, perhaps even an hour, (for I could take but imperfect note of time) before I again cast my eyes upward. What I then saw confounded and amazed me. The sweep of the pendulum had increased in extent by nearly a yard. As a natural consequence, its velocity was also much greater. But what mainly disturbed me was the idea that had perceptibly descended. I now observed—with what horror it is needless to say—that its nether extremity was formed of a crescent of glittering steel, about a foot in length from horn to horn; the horns upward, and the under edge evidently as keen as that of a razor. Like a razor also, it seemed massy and heavy, tapering from the edge into a solid and broad structure above. It was appended to a weighty rod of brass, and the whole hissed as it swung through the air.

    What boots it to tell of the long, long hours of horror more than mortal, during which I counted the rushing vibrations of the steel! Inch by inch—line by line—with a descent only appreciable at intervals that seemed ages—down and
    still down it came! Days passed—it might have been that many days passed—ere it swept so closely over me as to fan me with its acrid breath. The odor of the sharp steel forced itself into my nostrils. I prayed—I wearied heaven with my prayer for its more speedy descent. I grew frantically mad, and struggled to force myself upward against the sweep of the fearful scimitar. And then I fell suddenly calm, and lay smiling at the glittering death, as a child at some rare bauble.

    –excerpted from “The Pit and Pendulum” (1842) 

    These two paragraphs (not exactly contiguous in the story) form one of the most infamous images from Poe’s oeuvre, the kind of diabolical form of execution worthy of the ancient Romans, where executions were engineered to extract the maximum amount of pain and horror from the condemned before his death. 

    Of course, in Poe’s story, the target of this design is the reader’s horror. Could Poe have known in the 1840’s that his story would still be read today, would spawn two films (though he couldn’t know what ‘films’ were) and enter our English vernacular? I doubt it: Poe was just desperately trying to make a living.       

    The image comes from Stuart Gordon’s pretty awful 1991 version of Poe’s story. Please watch the Roger Corman version instead.

  • The Fool in Shakespeare – Happy April Fool’s! 01 April 2015

    Falstaff

    Today, in celebration of April Fool’s, some of my favorite quotes from the Fools, clowns, buffoons, rascals, imps and asses that have populated Shakespeare’s stage:

    “You taught me language; and my profit on’t Is, I know how to curse.”

    –Caliban, The Tempest, Act I Scene ii 

    “Let her hang me: he that is well hanged in this world needs to fear no colors.”

    –Feste, Twelfth Night, Act I Scene v 

    “O kiss me through the hole of this vile wall!”

    –Nick Bottom, A Midsummer Night’s Dream, Act V Scene i 

    “Dost thou know the difference, my boy, between a bitter fool and sweet fool?”

    –Fool, King Lear, Act I Scene iv 

    “’Sblood, you starveling, you elf-skin, you dried neat’s tongue, you bull’s pizzle, you stock-fish! Oh for breath ot utter what is like thee! You tailer’s yard, you sheath, you bowcase; you vile standing-tuck,–”

    –Falstaff, Henry IV Part 1, Act II Scene iv 

    “The more pity that fools may not speak wisely that wise men do foolishly.”

    –Touchstone, As You Like It, Act I Scene ii 

    “The pox of such antic, lisping, affecting fantasticoes; these new tuners of accents! ‘By Jesu, a very good blade! A very tall man! A very good whore!”

    –Mercutio, Romeo and Juliet, Act II Scene iv

    “When we are born, we cry that we are come To this great stage of fools.”

    –Lear, King Lear, Act 4 Scene vi 

    The image of Roger Allam in the role of Falstaff at the Globe Theatre in London.